George Bush Funny Quotes: Don’t Misunderestimate how funny these Bushisms are

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George Bush is Funny, but doesn’t always mean to be.  Here are a few of the best George Bush Funny Quotes.

“This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was Aaron Rodgers Authentic Jersey the president of the United States and I couldn’t think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada.”

“One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people’s money to help prevent there to be a crisis.”

“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.”
(Dontcha just love that logic!)

“I want to share with you an interesting program — for two reasons, one, it’s interesting, and two, my wife thought of it — or has actually been involved with it; she didn’t think of it. But she thought of it for this speech.”

“I didn’t grow up in the ocean — as a matter of fact — near the ocean — I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I’m fishing.” (Uh… Ok, George!)

“And they have no disregard for human life.”
(On the brutality of Afghan fighters)

“I remember meeting a mother of Aaron Rodgers Jersey a child who was abducted by the North Koreans Aaron Rodgers Kids Jersey right here in the Oval Office.”

“Let’s make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy.”

“And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq.” To Army Gen. Ray Aaron Rodgers Womens Jersey Odierno, Washington, D.C., March 3, 2008

”It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — Aaron Rodgers Youth Jersey that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

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“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

“I’m hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.”

“Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.” (declining to answer reporters’ questions at the Summit of the Americas, Quebec City, April 2001)

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

“They misunderestimated me.”

“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.”

“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.” (Pssst. George! I think your plan is working…)

“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” (on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006)